Goodbye Blogger…and OMGHi2U!

01May07

OMGHI2U,

I’m a 21-year-old, six-foot-130-pound weakling with balls the size of your Mom’s head. I was born Nouman Khan. My friends call me Fun Bobby – well, they call me Bobby but I wish they called me Fun Bobby because Fun Bobby was a sexy dude that made Monica Geller feel all tingly in her beautiful special place. Then, I happened to look it up on Urban Dictionary and found out that Fun Bobby is also a straight dude that likes to pretend to be gay while drunk just to mess around with all his straight friends.

The Total Awesome Amazingness™ of that revelation hit me like a slippery fish as I realized I do that too – and I don’t even drink. Hmm, noodle soup.

Oh yeah – on why they call me Bobby. Back in 2002, the residents of Hyderabad started masturbating furiously – over 9 times more intensely and frequently than normal – which caused them all to really mess up their vision and think that I look like the formerly-sexy dude you see below.

Unfortunately, it was just the hair. It was kinda unexpected because I told myself I was going for the Ed Vedder circa 1991 look. But Bobby Deol is a good looking bitch and if I were into dudes, I would go on record and say, “O-M-G, he’s so dreamy!”

Enough comparing myself to pretty boys – about the blog and intended content. I generally don’t have much happening in my life. Work, study, enjoy/have a life – I do none of these things. My useless blog on Blogger stands witness to this fact. So why did I start another blog and swear to myself that I wouldn’t just blatantly repost crap from there over here?

I don’t know but I guess I will find out. Maybe it’s because there never really was any substance over there. Maybe it’s because there is absolutely nothing going on in my life as of now – therefore I must plaster my name all over the IntraWebs. But I have my morals – I say no to shamelessly ripping content off from Youtube, Google Video, Metacafe, Break, LiveLeak, The Superficial, Hollywood Tuna etc. and posting links to it here like I came up with all the original content goodness all by myself – I promise to give my audience ground-breaking and original content.

Whether I will deliver or not is an entirely different story. After all, just because I have the word ‘amazing’ in the title doesn’t mean I am as awesome as Amazing Ben.

Amazing Ben > Maddox > Bloggers > Your Mom

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