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“Oh God, they go apeshit over bubbles. I mean, that’s an incredible thing about a child. What’s so great about bubbles? I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles. It’s totally sad; their smiling faces point out your inability to enjoy anything.” Pete (Paul Rudd) in Knocked Up
I only threw one [...]
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So it’s been a slow month…
My personal health is all over the place and I can’t even think straight, let alone write something of value. And yeah, I am mildy depressed that Amazing Ben will be deleting all his best articles – essentially about his balls – because he now has a respectable job and all that shitza. I have [...]
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Goodbye Blogger…and OMGHi2U!
OMGHI2U,
I’m a 21-year-old, six-foot-130-pound weakling with balls the size of your Mom’s head. I was born Nouman Khan. My friends call me Fun Bobby – well, they call me Bobby but I wish they called me Fun Bobby because Fun Bobby was a sexy dude that made Monica Geller feel all tingly in her beautiful [...]
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Yes, I said genitalia. Now I await countless blogger advertising-whores to drop by and slam my comments section with links to T&A in all shapes, sizes, colors and infections. Hurray, the quality of posting continues to go downhill as I try in vain to plug the void in my so-called life with more uninspired sewage.
This [...]
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I am a strange movie lover. Until an hour ago, I had a dirty little secret that I’d never shared with anyone.
I had never seen any of the six Star Wars movies
It’s not like I never tried. I watched a few minutes of The Phantom Menace but Jar Jar Blinks really grated my nerves. That [...]
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I accomplished a major task last night while Furqan & I were trying to conceptualize a Life Simulator. Need a quick background filler for that to make sense?
Furqan is a genius. At philosophy, clear thinking, multi-dimensional-visualizing, programming and algorithms – not necessarily in that order. He was talking about creating a computer simulation of early [...]
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Everytime a new game console comes out (the PS3 with its vaporware software that, at E3 2006, was actually running off PC hardware with AMD CPUs and 7900GTX/X1900XTX GPUs), there is the inevitable talk of the death of PC gaming. I don’t buy it but it amuses me.
Not too long ago, the Segway was supposed [...]
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American Composer Frank Zappa named his kids: Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan & Diva Muffin. Yes, I did not make those names up. Look it up. When asked why he chose those names, he said, “Because I wanted to!” In another statement, he said, “Besides, if they are ever going to have trouble with [...]
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