\m/ My Friends Kick Ass \m/

Farhan Farooqui

Age: 22
Personal Style Influences: Liu Kang/Bruce Lee
Porn-name: Bambi Love

Actual-quote on Sex: “When do I get to touch a breast that is not in a KFC® bucket?”
Occupation: Does voice-overs for sex-ed videos
Loves: Eccentric chicks who were sheltered & protected by their parents all their lives

Fears: Nouman Khan. Ninjas. Bras. Hermaphrodites.
Favorite Movie Bad-Ass: Jules Winnfield, motherfucker.
Has a Man-Crush on: Sean Penn
Oft-repeated Catchphrase: “Break the cycle, man!”
If he was in Pulp Fiction, he would be: Jimmy Dimmick

Mustafa Nusrath

Age: 23
Personal Style Influences: Neo/His Mom
Porn-name: King Wang

Actual-quote on Sex: “I got a zucchini in my pants, nigga!”
Occupation: Films illegal street-racing bike-porn with gay undertones
Loves: Long walks on the beach that lead up to an hourly-charge motel. Trinity in tight leather pants.
Fears: God. Oprah Winfrey in spandex pants.
Favorite Movie Bad-Ass: Agent Smith
Has a Man-Crush on: Keanu Reeves forever stuck in ‘WOAH’-mode
Oft-repeated Catchphrase: “Let’s go pop some wheelies, Honey.”
If he was in Pulp Fiction, he would be: Butch Coolidge

Nishank Reddy

Age: 22
Personal Style Influences: Kurt Cobain/Jim Morrison
Porn-name: Dirty Harry

Actual-quote on Sex: “I’ve noticed that there is a difference between having sex with some random chick or making love to the woman you love. But blowjobs are an entirely different story…”
Occupation: Wise Mystic
Loves: 2-stroke engines. Nature. Plants. Leaves. Ando.
Fears: Gargoyles. Pranay. Trans Fats.
Favorite Movie Bad-Ass: Dominic Toretto
Has a man-crush on: Axl Rose
Oft-repeated Catchphrase: “Who’s got the papers?”
If he was in Pulp Fiction, he would be: Lance

Shahrukh Khan

Age: 22
Personal Style-Influences: Salman Khan
Porn-name: Sir Humps-a-lot

Actual-quote on Sex: “I prefer wet dreams to touching myself at night”
Occupation: Free Bird
Loves: Women on Atkins. Dry-humping under-aged girls at parties.
Fears: Receding hair-line. Yet Another Baseer Janjua scam.
Favorite Movie Bad-Ass: John Patrick Mason
Has a Man-Crush on: Shahrukh Khan
Oft-repeated Catchphrase: “My loins need some love, man.”
If he was in Pulp Fiction, he would be: Vincent Vega